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Ralph Alan Cohen's avatar

You had me at "Sir Philip Sidney."

Kate Cohen's avatar

figured. Do you like my faux dissertation titles, though? Someone alert Paul Menzer!

Bland, Sidney Rodrick - blandsr's avatar

Thanks so much for "sharing the very best" critique of Hallmark I have ever seen.

I avoid Hallmark like the plague.

Dollar General does so much better, especially with their totally blank ones which allow full personal expression.

Jill's avatar

Great piece. An earlier version of me could spend an hour in the greeting card aisle perusing the selections -- just for fun. It can be very entertaining and weirdly educational!

When you get to Valentine's Day, come on over. I'll set up the dining room table as I used to when my kids still had to bring cards for every classmate. We'd cut and glue and sticker and doily our way to the big day. (I still send my kids homemade Valentine's day cards.)

Kate Cohen's avatar

It was a fascinating experience. Very generic, but then you also learn what counts as a "type". Like there was this one card to a daughter, praising her creativity, saying, "You leave glitter everywhere . . . " I guess enough people can relate to that that it's worth putting in stock . . .

Kellytime89's avatar

Cannot bear to buy the serious cards either…loved this…🇫🇷

Kate Cohen's avatar

thank you! Glad it's not just me . . .

Risa's avatar

You always hit the proverbial nail right on its proverbial head, Kate! Since my knees have failed, I haven't been able to roam the card shops as readily as before - but I have discovered on-line card shops! Some even allow you to create your own message! I can send you links for next year, when your daughter turns 21 -- now THERE's a card category for ya!

Kate Cohen's avatar

Yep, I'm sure "21st Birthday" was there, along with each decade. Apparently it's hilarious to turn 30, 40, 50, 60, and 70!

Risa's avatar

Oh, but it is! There is a whole line of cards that ask, "How do you spell..." <insert age>? and inside it says, "TEQUILLA!" I can get behind that.